This is in the bathroom across the mall from Bloomingdales

@Drew I guess what Iโ€™m trying to say is, Iโ€™m team Thanos now

In the Apple store an employee wearing a microphone headset was demonstrating some Apple Watch features to two people and instead of taking it off and talking to them like a normal person he talked to them through the speaker. So they would ask him a question in regular voices and he responded amplified.

Drew H boosted

Celebrating my in-laws holiday tradition of watching Pitch Perfect and getting bombed on manhattans

How hot do you think the music video for Electricity by Dua Lipa is? Wrong, itโ€™s hotter

I bought a 4 pack of Roy Pitz 4TheWin NE IPA last night. I was expecting them to be high ABV because it was $13.50 for four cans of beer. They were only 5%! But maybe it's good that there's a NE IPA option that is not super boozy?
Tastes good at least.

I asked the Apple store on Walnut Street to put a new battery in my iPhone 6s and they broke my phone so now I have a โ€œnewโ€ iPhone 6s. Same thing that happened to my car tbh but I donโ€™t want to talk about it

I got the platinum trophy in Spider-Man and am thinking about buying some DLC, the game is good yโ€™all

The mc at the Sixers game brought out Michael B Jordan and Tessa Thompson between the 1st and 2nd quarter and asked MBJ three questions while Tessa stood there smiling without a microphone ๐Ÿคจ

This Hill House show really took me on an emotional journey ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคจ

Everyone claims to be a hedonist until you ask them if they want to go to a strip club at 3pm on a Sunday

My friend: Can I Venmo you for this bar tab?
Me: Iโ€™m philosophically opposed to Venmo for reasons that I canโ€™t remember, but you can give me cash, square cash, PayPal, zelle, bitcoin, litecoin, ethereum, or just let this one be my treat and get me next time
My friend: *venmos me $22* ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ•๐Ÿป

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