Not gonna lie, I have contemplated recreating it in Minecraft on

From birdsite (HRCzarPHL): "Philly: there have been several reported overdoses this week resulting from powder cocaine contaminated with fentanyl in the Philly restaurant industry. If you need naloxone/Narcan &/or fentanyl test strips or training for either, don’t hesitate to reach out. Keep each other safe"

I am not sure I'm on board with the placement of the privacy envelope on Gritty there. Are we wrong in calling that his belly button? 😬

cw: eye contact from a nearly-naked Borat. And possibly from naked Gritty although it's impossible to tell which direction he's actually looking so 🤷

Birdsite with the rare confluence of my old and new homes.

uspol, funny 

Some National Weather Service folks have still not forgiven him for the Sharpie hurricane thing.


I've fully internalized the "things probably won't be settled today" to the point where I don't feel the need to doomscroll or anything. That may change later in the day, I guess, but right now my response to a birdsite feed (all news folks) full of "what are you doing to get through the day?" questions is "I dunno, grocery shopping and then cleaning the house and getting a few more Etsy listings posted. Just a normal day." Other than whale sharks instead of the usual dragons. 🤷‍♀️

upsol, 😆 

FINALLY some [relatively] good news about Karens.

While I was waiting for kids I inspected the shelf fungus progress. 🦃🍄

GTranslate says "meow thump thump fun space" so I dunno, maybe the translation here is not entirely inaccurate? Definitely a dog tho so I have no idea

"wear it proudly on Election Day" nothing, I'm wearing it every single day until it wears off.

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Update: we DO get stickers if we vote by mail. 😍

(As part of the confirmation postcard. Smart!)

They're twins, and it's always a challenge to get them things that are not identical but are reasonably equivalent. I hope I did okay this time.

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Normally in the run-up to my nieces' birthday I pick up things for them here and there but since I don't get out much these days I decided to try something different. A new Asian grocery opened in Cherry Hill, which has a little import shop in one of its "mall" spaces. I got them some Loz brick sets (and now I regret not getting some for us) and also all kinds of horizon-broadening snacks. 😆

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