The amazing @phillylauren got sick of online marketers harassing women so she mercilessly owned them all with a hilarious website called Problem Bodies.
Read up and give it a whirl! https://technical.ly/philly/2018/09/05/lauren-hallden-problem-bodies/
… and so much of being a "bad dad" on the internet is "dude, how the hell did you let your kid get into Imagine Dragons?"
Listening to the audiobook of "Insanely Simple"[^1] and the author tells a story about Steve Jobs proudly demoing a "with special offers" version of OS 9 that would ship with a 60-second startup commercial, along with other ads throughout the OS.
I'm going to maybe spend the rest of the day thinking about this alternate timeline.
 Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13383957-insanely-simple
A seemingly intentional design decision of Mastodon that I quite like: No quote-toots. Either boost or reply.
I know that I have been guilty of using the quote tweet on birdsite to dunk on someone in the search for likes and retweets. I did it just last night, in fact. Got a bunch of likes, made me feel smugly good, but also very bad at the same time.
This is the type of thing I mean when I say “twitter encourages me to be my worst self.”
It’s remarkable how quickly Hop Along’s “Bark Your Head Off, Dog” moved along this progression:
* I like it, but I maybe liked their last jawn better
* wait, holy shit, this is great
* this is definitely one of the year’s best records
* telling everyone I know how great this band and record are
* this is definitely one of the decade’s best records
* this record has become my new Emotional Center, my safe harbor
naughty words, spoilers
okay seriously what the FUCK was that ending
they killed my beloved Black Panther (and some other people I guess)
I am now Angry and Triggered
only an idiot would swim through the shit i post
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