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Intro to Mastodon, especially good from safety and CW-cognizant perspective, written by instance admin:

More technical take on Mastodon, especially good bits about federation and moderation:

Other resource suggestions welcome!

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(re) #introduction time Show more

I tried to tell this joke to a neonatal ward nurse. Doesn’t work well aloud 🤷‍♂️

I’m a dad now, so the bad puns will start in earnest.

Not that I held off on making them before; I was a bit of a faux pa.

Fire is red
Your barbecue is a sham
Hello the Smiths
Next time 𝚈 𝙾 𝚄 𝙸 𝙽 𝚅 𝙸 𝚃 𝙴 𝙿 𝙰 𝙼

TIL that Rival does a “citywide” shot (of espresso) and brew (-ed coffee) special 😍

(To be clear, I'm not the pregnant one. I have the easy job.)

Nothing in my life recently has felt more “mid-30s” than scheduling an evening to play Smash Bros approximately 4 weeks in advance.

This is inclusive of all the rigamarole around being 8 months pregnant.

Ah cool two more :birdsite: accounts banned. No argument they they were evading my permaban from last summer but still an 🙄

tattoo with eye contact x4 Show more

waluigi has a certain... je ne sais wah

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