Whitney Nelsen @whitneynelsen@jawns.club

My sexuality in 2016: Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters.
My sexuality in 2017: The Tom Ford Lips & Boys Lipstick commercial.
My sexuality in 2018: Janelle Monáe
Me in 2019: "I wonder what this year.." *watches Janelle Monáe's Grammy performance* "Nope. Still Janelle Monáe."

Philly friends who work from home or work remote: I'm only going to be commuting to my office one day a week now, so if people want to meet up at homes or coffee shops or other places with Wi-Fi to work remotely together, hmu.

Ice cream for dinner because I’m a grown independent woman and I can DO WHAT I WANT

Just walked by a daycare group of like four year olds holding hands in a chain pumping arms trying to get semi drivers to honk their horns and all three that drove by did and my heart was warmed.

My first priority is to local Philly ladies who don’t feel safe shopping/trying things on and want to come over to my place to try them on/see if they fit. Willing to catalog sizes/items and mail the rest to non-Philly women who are interested.

DM me if you want to be kept in the loop as I unpack/sort my things!

Trans women I know and people who know trans women (Please share!): I moved this weekend and realized just how many clothes I have that I don’t wear. Need to consolidate and get rid of some stuff, mostly dresses, a few tops and cardigans, couple pairs of jeans, maybe a few purses, jewelry. Haven’t sorted through it all yet so I’m not exactly sure what I have or how much, but I know it’ll be in a pretty big range from L-XXL and 10/12-16/18.

I decided long ago that productivity was overrated. Also never to walk in anyone’s shadow.

It's 2019. The year Blade Runner takes place. This year is all about asking yourself if you're even really human and what is humanity anyway?

Today, in the waning hours of 2018, I would like to remind you all that it’s not a democracy, it’s a CHEERocracy.

The answer is yes. She is. She can dom me any time, anywhere, anyhow.

About to head the theater. Will report back after on if Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins really is my dream dom. Stay tuned.

In Minnesota, dontcha know, with a family that is 100% across the board as white as the driven snow, and a ten year old girl gave a five year old a Moana doll, and the amount of excitement all the girls had about a little brown girl doll made me really appreciate Disney’s work towards representation. It’s so important for POC to see themselves represented but it’s also wonderful for kids to see and appreciate diversity even if their families don’t. #representationmatters

Sometimes Christmas doesn’t REALLY start until you have a Christmas Manhattan and Jason Derulo.

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HOW AM I NOT TIRED OF DESPACITO YET

What's a good portmanteau for bummed/stressed? Strummed? Breassed?

Too bummed/stressed with a new setback to even eat my feelings. That's a bad sign. I LOVE eating my feelings.

I hope I dressed butch enough to honor Janeane Garofalo at her show tonight