I decided long ago that productivity was overrated. Also never to walk in anyone’s shadow.

It's 2019. The year Blade Runner takes place. This year is all about asking yourself if you're even really human and what is humanity anyway?

Today, in the waning hours of 2018, I would like to remind you all that it’s not a democracy, it’s a CHEERocracy.

The answer is yes. She is. She can dom me any time, anywhere, anyhow.

About to head the theater. Will report back after on if Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins really is my dream dom. Stay tuned.

About to head the theater. Will report back after on if Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins really is my dream dom. Stay tuned.

In Minnesota, dontcha know, with a family that is 100% across the board as white as the driven snow, and a ten year old girl gave a five year old a Moana doll, and the amount of excitement all the girls had about a little brown girl doll made me really appreciate Disney’s work towards representation. It’s so important for POC to see themselves represented but it’s also wonderful for kids to see and appreciate diversity even if their families don’t.

Sometimes Christmas doesn’t REALLY start until you have a Christmas Manhattan and Jason Derulo.

“For unto you this day is born in the City of Brotherly Love, a Flyer.”

What's a good portmanteau for bummed/stressed? Strummed? Breassed?

Too bummed/stressed with a new setback to even eat my feelings. That's a bad sign. I LOVE eating my feelings.

I hope I dressed butch enough to honor Janeane Garofalo at her show tonight

Does anyone need a chill moment of zen today? I present to you my holiday face with good ol’ peaceful Tarrey Town in the background.

I need a pancake injection, STAT. 100ccs of syrup.

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Welcome to the first mastodon based community for Philadelphians who ❤️Philadelphia! Think of this instance as a new neighborhood in Philly that anyone can be a part of, because it's online.